Today I just learned that blark gave our Meatheads some spells.
I'm shaking (protein) and crying (manly tears) right now. I can't believe that blark has betrayed us by becoming a nerd.
Come back to our brawny way, blark, it's not yet too late. We'll welcome you with open arms, triceps, biceps, deltoids, supraspinatuses, infraspinatuses.
Dark wizard powers corrupted my brain and in a fugue state i wrote these rules. since then ive been punching concrete and chewing nails to correct my ways. please find it in your heart to forgive me
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Today I just learned that blark gave our Meatheads some spells.
I'm shaking (protein) and crying (manly tears) right now. I can't believe that blark has betrayed us by becoming a nerd.
Come back to our brawny way, blark, it's not yet too late. We'll welcome you with open arms, triceps, biceps, deltoids, supraspinatuses, infraspinatuses.
Dark wizard powers corrupted my brain and in a fugue state i wrote these rules. since then ive been punching concrete and chewing nails to correct my ways. please find it in your heart to forgive me