A downloadable Meatheads pamphlet

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I know what you’re thinking: spells? In Meatheads?? That’s right, that’s nerd shit! A Meathead can be smart and resourceful and cut a corner or two but they’re not a freakin’ nerd!! As such, a Meathead who is caught juicing with a spell even once loses all respect. That all said… just keep it on the down low dummy…

  • 30 Spells
  • Rules on spells!
  • What more are you expecting, numbnuts?
  • Written by Mark Conway
  • Illustrated by Eric Hill
  • Graphic Design by Eric Hill

Check out the Itch page for Meatheads HERE! It's free!

CategoryPhysical game
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(5 total ratings)
TagsAction RPG, meatheads, OSR, Tabletop role-playing game


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Meatheads - Spellcasting 101.pdf 164 kB


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Today I just learned that blark gave our Meatheads some spells. 

I'm shaking (protein) and crying (manly tears) right now. I can't believe that blark has betrayed us by becoming a nerd. 

Come back to our brawny way, blark, it's not yet too late. We'll welcome you with open arms, triceps, biceps, deltoids, supraspinatuses, infraspinatuses.


Dark wizard powers corrupted my brain and in a fugue state i wrote these rules. since then ive been punching concrete and chewing nails to correct my ways. please find it in your heart to forgive me